Wednesday September 18

Results from 3 - 2 - 1 Net Score golfing.

There were 40 rightful golfers out today 

- Seniors will continue till it gets too cold or wet!

9:00 AM on Wednesdays and delays if it is cold or frosty!

Token of the week went to Norm Romano in absentia!

Norm almost eliminated one of our course hazards!

Well he hit her by accident or at least that's his story and he is sticking to it!

This is what happens when a golf ball hits your bicep!

 

Shirley Wiklund was innocently? standing at the women's tee block

 when Norm unloaded on her - 

Shocking fact though is Norm also unloaded on this poor devil - he couldn't remember his name so I can't tell you who it is but you would know him if you see him! 

Stay out of harms (I mean Norm's) way!

 

On that happy note we move on to the lighter 

and happier things about golf at Eaglepoint!

Door prizes were handed out liberally today - hats were won by 

Bev McIntosh, Don Puhach, Lorraine Zimmer, Sylvia Gobbi.

Bill Brown escaped the kitchen again 

and won an Eaglepoint restaurant entree!

Terry Noftall won a sleeve of balls and a golf pass to somewhere? 

Where - sorry can't remember!

KP for men was won by Vic Feere and the Ladies winner was ? 

Huh mind's gone blank - someone won it! Fess up ladies!

Long putt was won this week by Ken Rollier 

- I've seen him putt and this must have been a miracle shot!

Deuces were won by John Campbell, Ley McMillan, Les Swaine, and Jerry Campbell.

 Big weiners was the foursome of Dave Sweet Swing, 

Barry Bonds (cause he's got to be on steroids to swing like that!), 

Tave Dandy and John Metcalfe.

 As you can see Tave always keeps her group in fine form! 

Nice form guys!

 Second spot was the group of John French, Bev McIntosh, 

the fisherman and the bluebird of happiness.

 Apparently their golfing was just like Dumont's fishing!

 Third spot was the duo of Marilyn Peterson and Pooch - their other golfers were so disappointed at their finish they went home.

 Pooch and Marilyn said no problem and cut a few steps on the dance floor! 

Nice hair Don!

 Fourth but first in our hearts was the team of your friendly and honest reporter, 

Grace who was happy she didn't have to cook Bill's steak again tonight,

our jovial MC and Ken Rollier

 - by the way if you find any balls with KR on them

 please give them to Ken he needs balls! HE HE HE 

( I can get away with this cause he can't read stuff on the internet!)

 4th place was such a hoot we really celebrated 

and at least one of us got transgendered!

 Fifth where they really belong anyway was 

the foursome of Hindle, Noftall, Sharpe, and Feere.

 I mean these guys practice like this all day and it doesn't help their game!

 Moving right along and way down to 6th was the team of Mad Dog, 

Zimmerarama, and Guertin.

 Bev said it was a real zany game of golf - nice tackle Marc!

 Old deucepot Campbell, Shirley with the bruised arm, Brown smiling cause he escapes Grace's cooking for one night and that other douche pot Swaine were in 7th spot.

 Shirley said the guys were really hard on her today - you be the judge!

 These guys and gal were out on the course and they had photographic proof that their game was impaired (they were too probably!) Del, Ian (doesn't he look like a prof from the Hogwarts school? Huh No? Humm sorry Ian I was trying to clean up your image!) and Mark Nadler.

 Anyways they claiimed that they had some problems on the course 

and it was a bearly tolerable round of golf 

- aw sorry about that!

 I take back all the bad things I have ever said about Heather - after all she had to golf with  Frew, Zimmerama, and Flavio - but notice how well heather handles the pressure putts!

 Nice catch Flavio - Heather if it wiggles and jiggles that's something to hold on to!

 Rounding out the less capable golfing groups today was Sylvia's group of Ley, Jack and Art Arcangel.

 Sylvia said two of the guys were outlandish and apparently all wet and all Jack could do was practice his pole dancing moves!

Nice tush Jack! (that's what you told me to say when I see you pole dancing no?!)

Any errors and or omissions or outright lies are greatly appreciated 

- CU next week bright and early and ready to rock the house down!