July 27 - here it comes!

July 20, 2011 - Results of the 2 low net team play.

Thirty-four out today - threatened rain but held off and actually was perfect weather for golf!

At least for those who golfed - the actual hacking, kicking, scrambling that went on was awesome!

However there were two douche bags oops deuce baggers today!

Terry Noftall and Ley MacMillan. Congrats!

They both were pleased with their deuces!

Now to the real golfers!

In third and 4th spot - why these organizers can't figure out that they both tied for fourth?

Mr. He He HE, 

Gary Hasbon who is a 9 and took a 10 on number 5! 

He He HE, 

Rick Moustache and Dave Crash and burn baby!

They took the loss stoically!

John (Hired hand!) French, 

Mark (shot an 86 today - finally he's back!) 

and then Ley Mac and Terry Deuce bags!

They really enjoyed their almost winning!

In sole posession of 2nd place was the dynamic Fisherwoman, Laurel Divine, and Dave Bacon!

Dave always liked to show his wild side!

And in top place was the team of Lorraine Superwoman, Marc, Dennis Fitz and Karen King! 

The ladies shot the pants off the guys!

I mean come on with this kind of performance wouldn't you win too?

Ron Torts is me, Sandy Bill, Pomp and Grace, 

and Barb were on the course and happy!

Apparently they thought they were here to dance?

Gloria Corn Maze, Art Harms, Old Socks and Shirley scrambled all around the course a lot today!

And as you can see their scrambling was awesome!

Tave Mercedes, Gerry Soup and Bev McGillicuddy also thrashed the rough a lot!

The gals sent Gerry out to get some moolah for dinner as they didn't win any legitimately themselves!

Top Cop had Jumping Jack Flash dead to rights and 

Gerry Tiramisu? kept old lightning Velestuk on the course!

At least they kept the cows amoozed!

See you on the course next week but don't look for me - off to a Brandi Carlile Concert in Bellingham!

Weldon Steele Results from Rivershore - we lost 7 - 5 overall 

July 13 Results - 3-2-1 Low Nets

45 out today and the rain poured down till about an hour before tee time 

and then we had us a great day!

The Deuces were awarded today because Dave Hay managed to luckbag his way to one! 

Otherwise there would have been no deuce pot 

- amazing how power corrupts!

Dave "Crash" Hay, Ron "Token Canadian" or is it "Toking Canadian"? Hayward, Dana ("I'm so flexible!") Skoberg, 

Gerry Tersierra, 

and Dennis (Just here for the easy money!) FitzMaurice were recipients of the Deuce pot rewards.

As you can tell our Deuce pot winners really think they are hot stuff!

Now to the results of the 3 - 2 - 1 Low Nets.

In 6th spot was the awesome team of  Dave Assmus, Del Macready, Marilyn Peterson and old Fish!

Even though they had to drag Dumont around on a rope they managed to win something!

As you can see Marilyn and Del were excited about their win!

Then limping in in 5th spot was the team of Angus, Frank, and Lorraine. Their 4th vanished apparently!

They were simply awestruck by their fine performance!

The party after was spectacular!

Now we are starting to approach big money territory!

In 4th spot was Mr Happy Talk, Terry Terrific 

and Fern 

(Yes I drive exceptionally well but not my golf cart!) 

Gosselin!

They even thought the posies were sweet smelling and the world simply sparkled with their joie de vivre?

They really put on a show as they left the course today!

In 3rd spot was the fine threesome of 

Flavio (Old Latin Lover) Facchin, 

Gloria (No I haven't seen the Blonde Maze yet!) Tewnion, 

and Tave 

(Hey what's a new Mercedes SUV doing in my driveway?) Dandy.

They must have been really happy with their win!

Cause they partied like there will be no tomorrow today!

In Second spot was the fine foursome of the lonesome cowpokes!

Gerry Campbell, Art Harms, Ed Velestuk and Rick Baker.

They were sort of pumped up about the fine finish they had!

Cute guys but not sure the clubhouse was the place for this performance!

Now we come to the grand final El Supremo weiners for the week!

Ron Watson, a fine lady, Dave Bacon and Ron Hayward!

Hayward was back using his eraser really well and something about If I give you that will you give me this!

It worked apparently! They won!

Way to go space cadets!

Some other fine folk were out there today - they played and grumbled and enjoyed the weather!

Marc Guertin, Mr. He He He, Heather Stork and Minnow Goto shagged the ball around the course to no avail!

Dennis Fitz and somebody we all know but I don't and 

John 

(just got moved and man 

am I happy being the hired hand out here!) 

French.

Ken Rollier, Linda Gray (Didn't know she was Shirley's older sister!), Shirley and Mr. Skoberg also crossed over the course a few times today but to no avail.

Lincoln and Myrtle Cadogan played hard and fair but the gods were not on their side and their two other members were too embarassed to show up for lunch!

 Jumping Jack Flash, Audrey Tiger Chaser, Gerry Terisierra and Laurel Gouthro were out smelling the knapweed and trying to find their game but it kept it self well hidden today!

Weldon Steele results from Revelstoke 

- they kicked our shiny butts!

At least that's what I managed to pull out of the double talk take down jive that Sill tried to sugar coat it with!

Never fear, Mr. He He He, Professor Molloy, Marc (Merrit Mountain Man) Guertin, and John (Hired Hand) French are  going to Rivershore tomorrow to rectify things! 

We Think!

We Hope! 

He He He!

See you out on the course before we see you under it next Wednesday!

July 7 Great day out volunteering at the Junior Girls' Championship

 It was a great day(s) out helping with the Junior Girls' Championship!

Watching those young gals drew this comment
from Dana Skoberg - " I wasn't that flexible when I was born!"
They can wrap themselves into pretzels! Great shooting and awesome games - Don Ozubko was supervising a threesome and one of the girls was 2 under par! Fantastic!


 Here's a sign that was posted apparently in a Golf Club near Scottsdale, Arizona and please follow the directions!


1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE. - NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF

Not sure what the powers that be are going to have for us on the 13th but it will be a fun game and hope the weather is as good as it has been this week! See ya there!

Weldon Steele - Larry Sill, Dave Assmus, Al Jakel and Dave Hay were at Revelstoke today and hope they managed to tame the Italian Stallion!

Rick Baker has a Joke for the Weekend!

The Classmate

 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,  SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD or THAT BAD !!!
 
MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
 
I NOTICED HIS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
 
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
 
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.. NAH, HE CAN'T BE THE SAME MAN !!
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
 
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
 
'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
 
WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.   HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1969. WHY DO YOU ASK?'
 
'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.  HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY, EYE TO EYE...

THEN, THAT UGLY.... OLD, BALD, WRINKLED-FACED, FAT-ASSED,  GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT, SON-OF-A-BITCH  ASKED ME:
................ "WHAT DID YOU TEACH???"