Friday, September 27, 2013

September 25, Las Vegas results.

OK - you know the drill - 39 old timer or seasoned or unbalanced
golfers were out on the course and cheering or cursing depending on whether or not
they rolled the right number or the 5 or 6 or curses of curses the number of
the golfer who managed to shank his/her drive into the rough or off a tree
or into the pond etc.

The weather was awesome - cool to begin with but Ken Rollier and Ken Robertson
(who is one year younger than that 71 year old coot!)
 both wore their shorts and were jeered at by those lesser mortals
who by 11:00 AM were doffing their winter coats and wondering
why they were not intelligent enough to wear their shorts
like the two smartest golfers on the course
 - go figure!

As you can see Rollier was entirely comfortable in his shorts
(OK I photoshopped on his jeans!)

Seniors will continue as long as it is reasonably warm enough!
9:00AM till further notice and possible frost delays

Big thank you to our organizers
 - Mad Dog Jakel,
 You know your money is safe in his hands - look at those gangsta signs!

 Crash and Burn Hay,

Apparently he was yelling something like Yippee Kai Yai or words to that effect at this point!


Mathematically Challenged McMillan
Always has the  angles, forces and masses worked out!


and Gotta Drive the Bus Sill!
 Larry always makes a clean getaway!

So the scoop on today's winners!

Ian Campbell managed to win the Entree at Eaglewood Restaurant!
Rob Egan won a blue hat!
Barry Gray won a bottle of tees!
Dana Skoberg won a Taylor Made Hat!
Jack Angstad won a sleeve of Pro V's!
Tave Dandy won a Taylor Made Hat!
 Les Ekstrom won a Plumber's Hat!
Barry Salonen won a white hat! (He' s a good guy?)
Anita Bilkey won a grey hat!
Senior Token of the week was won by Jerry Campbell for general incompetence and indifference!

Real winners were the following:
 First place with an unbelievable score of 48.25 was the team of Ian?, Shakey Walton, Bev McIntosh, and Ludwig Faisthuiber!
 Louie of course is used to rolling in the money! 
Here he is a couple of years ago after skinning his buddies on the course!

 Second cause they rode in on the back of the Mean Old Cop was the team of Keith Larson, Linda Angstad and Lincoln Cadogan with a score of Net 50!
 As you can see the Mean Old Cop was swinging with his usual aplomb and finesse today!

 3rd today but the only real honest golfers on the course was the team of Lorraine Zimmerama, Ken Robertson, Marc Guertin and Dave Assmus.
Lorraine was so hot today the guys needed to cool her off!

4th today was Vic Feere, Marilyn Peterson, Barry Salonen 
and the ever fast disappearing Larry Sill!
 
Marilyn said it was a dirty round of golf but you came through clean? Marilyn?

5th spot today was taken by Jerry Campbell, Tave Dandy, Les Ekstrom and Barry Gray.

They decided to add a fifth to their foursome and really party!

6th spot was the almost famous group of John French, Pat Faisthuber, Killer Romano and Jack Mathews.



As you can see Romano has no problem unloading his less than competent team mates!

IN 7th or what is know euphemistically for the epistemologically challenged Last place was the team of Ley McMillan, Terry Noftall, Ian Campbell and Sylvia Gobbi.
 Like a number of the other teams today they added a fifth person to the team but wouldn't give me his name! I believe he is on the right but he could be on the left? You be the judge!
These other three groups were out and about and contributed money but no glory to the day's golfing.

 Anita Bilkey, Flavio Facchin, Jim McCormack and that old dude Ken Rollier were out and about!



 Anita observed that it was a wild ride today - Rollier was in fine form!


 Freddie Freeloader, Dana Skoberg and old Steroids R Us were out and about but apparently rolled the dice something like they drove this car!


 Rob Egan, Jack Angstad, and Dave Hay were similarly challenged today!
 Their sense of team work left a lot to be desired!
This may wrap up the blog for this year as this writer is off 
to visit grandchildren in Summerland and Edmonton 
so trust this finds everyone in good spirits and fine grog!

May the winds of winter blow you to a soft warm spot 
and CU on the course before we CU under it!

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