Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Welcome to the New Year at Eaglepoint!

Wednesdays at 9:00 AM or possible frost delay!
The game is on and it will be scramble team golf
- a new game designed to separate you from your wallet weekly! 
Random draw of teams as per usual and no dang cheating!
I got static for the start of last year's blog! 
So I thought I would show a real thong!

Dave Hay has been brought up to speed on the Weldon Steel Club Comptetition here is a letter he received on this issue!
March 3, 2012-03-02

To: Eagle Point Senior Men
From: Dave Hay

Re: Zone 2 Senior Men’s Golf AGM

A couple of changes have been made for the 2012 season  Weldon Steel Interclub.  Instead of 3 zones, there will now be 5.

 The reason for this is the high cost of travel, not enough members returning from the South until later in the season, and hopefully to stimulate some new interest.  Each division will only play the clubs in their division, and the winners of each division will have a play-off to determine the overall winner of the coveted cup.

We will also be issuing zone 2 cards again this year, at a cost of $2 each.  The funds raised from these cards pay the costs associated with Weldon Steele and the zone 2 organization.  We will be selling these cards when the Senior’s Club starts up in the spring.

Looking forward to a new and fun season……soon!

The following  list of clubs in each division.

DIVISION 1        DIVISION 2       
Revelstoke Golf    Kamloops Golf   
Royal York Golf    Rivershore Golf   
Salmon Arm Golf    Eagle Point Golf       
Shuswap Lake Golf    Meadow creek Golf   
Spallumcheen Golf    Merritt Golf       

DIVISION 3                              DIVISION 4
Okanagan Golf                          Shadow Ridge Golf
Vernon Golf                              Shannon Lake Golf
Sunset Ranch Golf                    Gallagher Canyon
Kelowna Golf                            Kelowna Springs Golf
Harvest Golf                              Two Eagles Golf

DIVISION 5

NK’Mip Golf
Osoyoos Golf
Princton Golf
Summerland Golf
Twin Lakes Golf


Hay spent too much time in Florida!
Rick Baker had to get in the act and sent along this group of puns! I had to put this in cause he wears a hangdog look all day if I don't humour him!
 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

7. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know, I amputated your arms!"

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly,
"I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't
Find any.

12. I went to a seafood disco last week, and pulled a mussel.

13. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

14. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

15. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.  After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

16. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
Family in Egypt , and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain
; they name him ' Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his
Birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she
Wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're
Twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."


17. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which  produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... 
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

18. A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.

19. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his  friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.
Glad to see Jorgen Sveistrup was back at work recently! 
CU on the course!

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