It was not only Ugly - it was Windy
- much like the girls or guys you used to date in High School!
Right!?
Weldon Steele against Spallumacheen was on today there! Rick Baker, Charles Molloy, Esquire!, and Mr. Cool (AKA Rob Egan! But don't let him putt!) plus some other poor sod was there today - hope it went well!
Revelstoke was here today and away next week - Larry Sill, Al Jakel, Dave Hay and somebody were meeting them here today and looking forward to being trampled by the Italian Stallion from Revvy!
We hope it went better than this!
July 14 and 21 - Rivershore is here and then there - Charles Molloy, Esquire!, and Mark Girton (Dang I got a dent in my roof from a guy driving off #3 today!) are signed up and need a couple of others to complete the lineup!
One Deuce today
- the old Yodeller Doug Rutledge has managed to sell his house, sing his songs, play his ukelele and sank a lucky putt today!
Good luck in the selection to Canada`s top SEASONED performers this summer Doug!
Now to the REAL story - we played UGLY BALL
- you know the one that Angus loves so F***ing much
that he cries in his beer afterwards!
Even if it is someone else`s beer!
Two teams tied for fourth and fifth spots.
Terry Haines had fled the scene of the crime
and Pooch thought he could just chow it all down
- Wickie had her work cut out for her
and Rutledge just relaxed after getting rid of his house!
We all know what Pooch`s specialty is!
Tied for ineptness in cheating on the scorecards was this fine dark group!
(Hayward handled the camera and it went dark cause the force is never with him!)
Vic Froese stayed out on the course to get in some extra practise cause he needed to!
Laurel drove long and hard and only had trouble around the green and putting but still did well and Fern kept the group together - Robertson only was around to collect the money - like most investments he put in $6 and came out with $5!
The crowds were awed by their overall performance however!
Now if you find some mistakes in the next weiners you will understand that my handwriting was alcohol addled.
In third spot (despite Assmus recording a 74 today!) was the magnificent team of Dana (AKA Gorilla!) Skoberg, Charles Molloy, Esquire, and Dave Assmus - their fourth ran away.
Apparently he claimed he was going to help a damsel in distress with something or other!
Then tied for 2nd and 1st today were these two teams: and in no particular order of merit when you see who they are comprised of!:
Arlene (Pooch I`m gonna have you vacuuming the lawn if you let yourself get another picture taken like that!) Sahlstrom,
Mark (Dang I got a headache from that ball hitting my roof today!) Girton,
Doug ( I ain`t got pockets big enough to carry all the money I won last night and today!) Pockett,
and our very own Junior Senior Ian Jacques.
This was Pockett riding home after the big win!
Jacques had to go to work and you know hoisting the dog over the fence is his specialty!
The other clear thinking and intelligent sort of creatures who managed to use the ladies tee boxes for the men`s tees and got into a smart game of gimmes from 40 feet was:
Dave Bacon, Heather Flamingo, Mr. Cool (but don`t let him putt!) Rob Egan, and Barry (Gone with the wind!) Hill.
They sort of looked like this to the rest of the field!
Completing our wonderful days events was the awarding of the Tony Robbins most inspired and inspiring golf talk to himself - the grand Soliloquist award and Senior Token of the Week was presented to Mr. Happy Talk Jakel!
These other groups had no particular standing in the days events they simply let the wind wash their sins away and commented on how nice ice fishing was as a sport they truly enjoyed!
Mr. Gadget, The Real Token Canadian, and Mrs. Fish were on the course and dear to our hearts but grand losers still the same - though Audrey was seen instructing someone down at the lake to be careful in how they got her catch home!
Also on the course and clearly not in the winner`s circle today was:
Mr Moustache and Teeth,
Mrs. Woe be to ye who forget to publish my picture! Peterson,
Angus (the man of many ways on how to address a golf ball!
Most beginning with you dimplefaced **** ****** and other assorted vulgarities
(Hearing is an education in life`s hard knocks!) and old Mr. 78 Angstad!
As you can see they celebrated in style by getting Michelle to join them in the after party!
Some other notable also rans were this fine group of three!
Madeline (SWMBO) Robertson, Fast Eraser Freddie Hamarland, and Ed (Seniors golf is great just before the Hawaiian Wedding for my Daughter) Velestuk.
They got right down and partied after their walk in the wind!
Another group of lost ball specialists was the team of : Larry (not Wendell!) Sill, Dave (Have you seen my bike?) Hay and of course the ever vibrant and vivacious Del Macready - (Jerry made me say that!)
The Donkey ears were courtesy of Mr Jakel!
We managed to get a picture of Dave on his ride home!
We did a drive by of most of the homes of the LOSERS and managed to pick upsome pretty cheap golf gear!
ANNOUNCEMENTS
There is no Seniors Golf till July 13.
If you can help out at the Junior Girls Championship next week here at Eaglepoint check with the Pro Shop in case they need some more help.
Thanks to those who have already volunteered!
Heather says she so loves doing these organizing things that she will make it a full time career next year!
Mind you Dave says that keeping her hanging around the house is more entertaining.
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