This is to let you know that
the 15th of June is "cancelled"
for Seniors Group.
The Pro Shop will keep a few tee times open for those who turn up after 8:30
but there will be
no Official Seniors group
as many are at
the Chinook Cove Seniors Tournament.
A Joke for the Weekend.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks,
"How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you,
I'm certain she's poisoning me,
what should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what.
Let me talk to her,
I'll see what I can find out
and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man
and says,
"Well, I spoke to your wife.
I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man anxiously says, "Yes."
"Take the poison," says the Rabbi.
A Joke for the Weekend.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks,
"How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you,
I'm certain she's poisoning me,
what should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what.
Let me talk to her,
I'll see what I can find out
and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man
and says,
"Well, I spoke to your wife.
I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man anxiously says, "Yes."
"Take the poison," says the Rabbi.
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