Wednesday, June 22, 2011

June 22 Results of the Las Vegas Style golf! (Revised!)

Las Vegas Golf is sort of like this washing the canoe incident - just when you thought you had it made the dang die was rolled and you got a shot of water in your ear!
Click on the picture to see the action!



Oh well! it turned out pretty good for some luckbags!

47 were out today and the organizers found a "great game" off the internet and us poor foolhardy souls as usual asked no dang questions and went baaing like sheep to the slaughter!

When the dust settled these were the WEINERS!
(sure wish that Congressman who resigned had been named Richard Weiner!)

In 6th spot and tied were these two "sterling?" groups!
Pooch and Mark Girton stayed around and managed the shame but Jorgen Sveistrup and Barry Hill slouched off and were gone in clouds of dust!

They were trying to apportion blame apparently!

Tied with them were the team of Larry Sill, Bob Helfrich, Dennis Fitzmaurice and some other has been.



Oh yeah it was Ozubko and here he is driving the train again!
Click on the picture to see Donnie O in operation!


Don really loved his job!
Now in 5th place was the team of Dave Bacon, John French who also left early due to intense anxiety over finishing out of the top money!,  Dave Hampton and Can't get no respect around here Rutledge!

They practise intensely for each game!
You figure out who is who!
In fourth spot was the team of Bev McIntosh, Myrtle Cadogan, Arlene Sahlstrom and some old guy they picked up cheap at the ticket booth!
He kept his eyes closed in fear of being found out!

The gals were celebrating but Wayne was not amused!
Now we start to get our engines running hot cause in third place was this awesome? team!
Gloria Tewnion - (she still hasn't seen the maze for blondes yet!), Ferne Technology challenged Gosselin, Ley Mr. Gadget MacMillan and some gorilla they found scrounging in the dumpsters!
Ley kept them on the straight and narrow apparently!

Ley loves these "jokes"!

In Second Place was the team of Madeline Robertson?? Huh?, Brian Dennis, Lorraine Zimmer, and Karen King!

How they won is open to question but their lips were sealed except for their beers!
They sort of dressed down after the game!

Now the top dogs this week was the team of Ken Rollier - what the he**? How did that *** get in there? and Terry Haines - a known felon and Audrey Faulkner who can only fish and Laurel Gouthro - man the things she gets into when Angus ain't around!
Apparently they kind of played super today!
These other wussies and have beens were on the course today and in no particular order they shuffled around the course and paid their money so we had to put them in here.

What's his name, Ed Velestuk and Mr. Cool stumbled around. 
Their fourth left them in shame and embarassment.

Big Bad John, Audrey who had to drag Ben around the course again and Shirley who sometimes drives her cart off the course were there.
They thought the game was cool dude!
These three clowns just couldn't finish - this writer rightfully apportioned the blame on Dave Haymeister and Dave Smooth as Silk, cause Mr. He He He played an awesome game!
They looked like this most of the day!
Finally this group of hopefuls or hopelessnesses were also on the course 
but apparently had trouble locating it on most shots!
Lincoln Cadogan, Freddie Hamarlund and Angus Gouthro toured up and down but not successfully!
Amazing the things they did out there today!

This group of has beens and never wuzzes were miffed that they were not pictured till now!
Rick Baker, your average Token Canadian, Marilyn Peterson and Gerry Campbell!
As you can see, I worry a lot about missing these people!

Some announcements - Eaglepoint men played Spallumacheen here last week and are down 2.5 to 3.5 on the return leg to S  - forget it I can't spell it! and good luck tomorrow!
Revelstoke is here in a week and Jakel, Sill, Hay and Assmus are playing them - good luck cause the Italian Stallion from Revelstoke is ready to rip them up again!

Help is still needed for the Ladies 2 Ball tourney on July 11 - sign up sheets at the Pro Shop.
Ferne Gosselin managed to win the Senior token driving range ticket this week for her technologically challenged handling of her runaway golf cart on hole three! It reminded us of Shirley's run down the hill on hole 13 a few weeks back!

See you here at 8:30 AM next Wednesday 
- get your big fat out of bed!

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