What a fabulous turnout today! 50!
Larry Sill, Dave Hay and company!
Take a bow for organizing and scoring
(well as if anyone turned in any proper bloody scorecards!)
Your work and leadership is greatly appreciated by someone
but none of today's losers seemed to be able to put it into words
so I did it for them!
First there was a funeral dirge for the Salmon Arm Weldon Steel team - great stuff guys 3 points out of 12 is great considering you were up against a 75 year old scratch golfer!
Tomorrow is another chapter and the mighty team of Nyfeler, Sveistruip, some other foreigner and Hayward take on the boys from Shuswap Lakes - go get them!
Now to the fine results of today's Action!
Our scorers determined that five people got deuce's today -
Del Macready, Ron Watson, Peter ? Huh?,
Jorgen Smith, and Doug (can't get no respect!) Rutledge
managed to finagle $5 each from the coffers.
As you can see they enjoyed showing off their fine deuce forms!
Now we can get down to the real games!
This is really like Kindergarten cause almost everyone got to win!
Tied for 6th Spot and winning a grand total of $5 a team were:
Flavio the Latin Lover Facchin, Bill M. Brown, Barry Hill ( he is still whining about his deuce pot from last week!) and Les Ekstrom.
Then Bev McIntosh, Erwin Nyfeler, and Terry Haines and who these other gals were only Erwin knows!
and finishing off this lovely group of clear losers was the team of Bob Helfrich, Angus Gouthro, Rick Baker, and Dandy Dan Watt.
This is how the rest of us saw the 6th place finishers!
Tied for 4th and 5th place were the awful teams of: Del Macready, Doug Pockett, Art Harms, and Ron Watson.
They of course were tied with an equally inept group of Brenda White, Larry Sill, and Dave Bacon.
These two teams managed to split $25 between each of them and they were so happy!
Now we are moving on up to the real big time : In 3rd place was the team of Bill (I love the new sand traps!) Brown, John French Horn, Don Toot Allen and Gerry Campbell.
As you can see Rutledge wanted
to give French the dreaded donkey ears!
The next group that tied and got $50 for their team was a shady group consisting of: Doug (I can't get no respect around here!) Rutledge, John ( I love having my picture taken!) Campbell,
Brian (It's warm enough now so my mommy will let me ride my motorbike up here! Where am I?) Whitehead, and Mark ( Hey I hit a straight ball once today!) Nadler.
They were all real shy of the camera! So I took some shady pictures of them!
Now Ta Da! We have the number one el primo grupo! They managed to split $70 between them cause they hit long, hard, and scored brilliantly - well that's what we tried to figure out of what Fred Hamarlund did in writing up three scorecards wrong! But who cares when you win! Right?
Jack Angstad (honest I have only golfed three times this year and the doctor who scraped my knee said he doesn't think it will work real good - shot a 78!) , Freddie Freeloader, Mr. He HE HE ( I get to ride in on Skoberg and Angstad's coattails again!) and the GORILLA. AKA Dana Skoberg!
As usual everyone was very happy with their win!
I mean come on it was $70 smackeroos - you got to celebrate!
There were some other players on the links today!
Why? Hard to figure out!
They were there, they played (not very well apparently!) and couldn't even cheat at the scoring!
Go figure!
In this corner were Ben and Audrey Nielsen, Don Pooch, and some other also ran.
They were closely followed by this group of also wuzzes.
Ladies you should have realized that you have to do more than carry Hayward!
This foursome played madly all over the course - Faulkner thought she was out hunting tigers again! Nice try but go fishing next time Audrey!
Last but not least was this happy group of two golfers and some old wino they pulled out of the ditch while looking for a pop can or two!
Too bad Ed and Jorgen - you had to play with the handicap of the course again! But he drinks real good!
Jack Angstad ( who hasn't played but three times in two or three? years was out and despite the warning from his doctor that he shouldn't even be alive he managed to walk around the course and deliver a wonderful sermon to the closely attending throng who had to put up with his "Oh I hardly ever hit a ball that far!" or "You know I never sink a putt from off the green more than twice a round!") was awarded the coveted Senior's token of the week for his scintillating and never to be repeated 78 today!
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