Hey - wasn't it a great day? 51 out!
Seriously - aside from the indescribable unknowable, unfathomable scoring system
- wasn't it a great day
- let's all throw the organizer in the pond next time out!
He sort of played the crowd after by appealing
to our democratic? option to go for Texas Scramble
rather than what every right minded golfer needs -
Ugly ball with black balls and gold dots for Angus Gouthro
- doesn't the organizer realize that that's what we all wanted!
HE HE HE!
Sounds like Dave is trying to pull a Christy Clark with the HST!
Now in Weldon Steele
- last Thursday the dynamic duo of Erwin Nyfeler
and Ken Robertson managed to win 1 out of 3 points
which is 100 per cent more than those won by Bob Helfrich
and Ron (Token Canadian?) Hayward.
( Honestly they tried hard but tough to beat a 75 year old who nets 59!)
This was against Shuswap Lake Estates!
We sort of all felt like this after the affair!
However due to Bob's, Ron's, Erwin's and Jorgen's great play last week
we managed to eke out a 1/2 point victory overall!
Whew!
This week Don Ozubko, Rob Egan, Dana Skoberg, and Rick Baker take on Kamlooops here on Thursday and next week there on Thursday - good luck guys!
Don Puhach managed to sneak in a Mexican Peso for a Loonie at check-in
but the ever vigilant Dave Hay
was up to that old rascal's tricks and managed to give it back and
get the proper change from the bandit!
Now if he will only pay me the $4 that I overpaid this week!
We paid out $10 a deuce as there were 5 deuces this week - two by Skoberg?
Huh?
The others were by Mark Bigon?, John Dumont (only thing he did all day!)
and Erwin Nyfeler (he thought it was a soccer practise!)
Now to the real game - garbage golf!
In 6th place was Sal Harms group!
Sal, Heather, Dana and that old reprobate Dan Watt were keen to collect their $10 bucks!
Tied for 4th and 5th spot were the teams of:
Bev, Barry, and Laurel!
Then came:
Mary, Gerry, Ed (How the heck did he win again?) and Mel
- hey we were too good to you guys last week
- give it a rest and let someone else win!
In 3rd spot was the group of:
Dave, oops senior moment! Forgot! somebody give me the lady's name please, Dave and John.
Then roaring into second place was the fine? group of:
Jorgen, Myrtle and Art.
Their fourth left due to personal embarrassment!
And ta da - the numero uno group this week was - you know the prat that organized this thing - they read the rule where groups of three play two balls and so they all did and that's why they won!
How Ozubko and Pockett can face themselves in the morning after pulling
this trick on all of us is beyond contemplation
- of course the organizing prat took all the money and ran!
Some other erstwhile and nondescript groups were out on the course today and even the team with Freddy Freeloader's scoring skills was unable to win so it shows you that adding two subtracting four and doing a pi r squared really pays off!
Brenda, Jumping Jack Flash, Go fish, and Ken were awful (ly) close to winning
doesn't that count for something?
Molloy, Tiger chasing lady, and creampuff were also somewhere on the course!
Freddie Freeloader, the old latin lover, John and his shorts and Del were also on the course.
The bright flash is the reflection off John's winter white legs!
Mark, Can't get no respect, Token Canadian, and Pooch were also messes on the course.
Mark, Lorraine, Rick and Karen played very slowly but painfully as well!
Mr Torts is us, Carol? and Bill (Just call me Sandy!) were here - she who falls from Grace was also around but had to leave for a hot yoga treatment.
Last and least was the almost ravishing team of Ley, Wayne, Linc and
that old dimplefaced **** is going to get hit real hard were also
in play but not scoring well!
I managed to take a shot of Jen and Wayne raking in the cash in the pro shop!
And just to show you that Dumont actually played to-day
here he is about to take a 5 on number 15!
So it looks like Texas Scramble next week
- file your spikes and get ready to get to grips with
your opponents!
8:30 AM is the start time!
You might have to click on Olive to see the action!
You might have to click on Olive to see the action!
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