Twenty-five braved the elements today!
This team did nothing except shoot Par! Ferne Gosselin, Rick Baker, Ken Robertson and Don Puhach.
Did they win? You guessed it - Nada! Not a thing! There were apparently some "greasy teams" out on the links today! And here they are!
Low Gross winners of the Texas scramble with a 62 were
Keith Larson?, Don (Clear the track!) Ozubko and Larry Sill!
Yes we know it was Keith Larson but could he putt?
Then we got a phone call from a gal and she said she has it on best authority from personal experience that he missed a putt and she even sent in this picture to prove it!
She said that she stood by the green and Keith looked her straight in the eye and then he leaned over and he missed this putt!
I knew you would find that hard to believe!
Second Low Gross were the team of:
Dave (The Bear!) Barker, Frank ( Yes and I'm damn cultured too!) Barrett, John ( I didn't slice that one did I?) French and wandering in from the great unknown was Ray (Hey! I'm only here to win!) Hellmen!
They took their winnings and apparently celebrated or something?
Third Low Gross was the team of John (Big!) Campbell, Gordie (I'm just a plain old romantic old fox!) Craik, Terry (Hurricane) Haines and not to be outdone Barb Kenyon showed them up!
Barb said that she had the right stuff to keep up with this gang and even presented us a picture to prove she had the right stuff!
As you can see there is no arguing with Barb!
Now the tale gets really greasy!
First in the Low Net group with an amazing 48 were Mark (Gee I really did hit a good shot didn't I!?) Nadler, Jumping Jack Matthews and Arlene Sahlstrom who kept these guys in Line!
After the game, Arlene said that she had to share an observation with me and I include it only for your future edification!
Now we know why Pooch steps lively around when Arlene shows up!
Second Low Net were the team of Angus (Did I really hit it that far and it's only my second year of golf etc etc etc ) Gouthro, his far better half, Laurel and dragging up the rear was John Dumont!
John is apparently looking for a new cart and shared his conception of what he is looking for!
Last but not least in the Low Net competition were the foursome of:
Gloria Tewnion, Rob Egan, Flavio Facchin and Charles Molloy.
They retired after the match and did the usual thing!
Keep on shovelling Gloria and don't miss a spot!
Winner of the Seniors Token of the Week because she had to carry three wimps was Ferne Gosselin.
It's a tough life!
See you next week and stay tuned for the update!
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