April 14 - Shirley Wiklund and Audrey Faulkner did not golf again!

We had a great turn out of 33 for our mixed up team Stableford golfing system that Dave Hay managed to dream up over some cool drinks on the weekend. 
As long as yours truly won then it doesn't matter what else happened - John Campbell refused to have his picture taken cause he was sulking over my high handicap again!( I think he thinks even with my high handicap I should lose more regularly or something! Novel concept!) More on this later! He! He! He!

I did manage to track down a picture of John from last year's games and found that he has a very Bhuddist approach to life!
WEINERS THIS WEEK ACCORDING TO THE STABLEFORD APPROACH WERE:

Brian Canfield, Laurel Gouthro, Dorothy Pickering and Jorgen (The Melancholy Dane) Sveistrup. By adding scores twice they managed to eke out an enormous score of 58 - watching Jorgen take his shoes and socks off twice to count that high was fun enough for the rest of us!

 Apparently the trip home by the group was a great success!


Because we are a compassionate, sympathetic and well meaning crew, Larry (Yes I know I am wrong, but I still get to spend your money anyways!) Sill decided that the three other teams that cheated and lied their way to success would be treated equally and we all took in 2nd place chump money!

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                                                                                                               And Rob Egan

And Big Daddy Ron Hamilton dragged along an unsuspecting Frank Barrett (whose picture is obtainable free of charge at any Canada Post outlet for godsake!)

Apparently they took the game pretty seriously! They came in tied for second alongside of: John Dumont, Don Puhach, Gloria Tewnion, and Fern Gosselin.

Gloria chose to not have her picture taken with this group but who can blame her! John Dumont  had a better idea and told me on the quiet that this is the ideal team picture that he is looking for!

Personally in looking at the size of the mouth of this sucker I think John was in this team picture too!

 Tied for 2nd and continuing his hot high handicap winner takes all approach to Senior's golf as well as John Campbell's perpetual complaint about dang high handicaps the team of yours truly, Ken (Yeah I wore shorts again!) Robertson, Rick (Have any of you seen my ball?) Baker, Dave (Sizzler) Assmus, and old you know who - Angus (I've only been golfing a couple of years mind you! as he smacks another 250 yarder right down the middle!) Gouthro.

They gleefully took their ill gotten gains and ran to the bar!

Deuces were won by the following six players in no particular order of merit: Dorothy Pickering, Jorgen Sveistrup, Rick Baker, Frank Barrett, Rob Egan and Dave Hampton. And when you see the guys names you can see why there was no merit! Sorry Dorothy! He! He! He!

As you can see with these low lifers it doesn't take much to get them up and dancing!


Finally we had our winner of Senior of the Week - Gloria Tewnion was apparently almost not so awesome at moments and she won the driving range token! Takes a great picture though! He! He! He!

And so there are the results of April 14.
Weldon Steele this coming week at Spallumacheen! Sign up downstairs and we encourage everyone to play one of these matches - we need high handicappers to step up to the plate too!