Finally the Seniors' Championship Results

Well it took a while!

I was away and it took a while to get

the photograph of our Senior Mens 

and Senior Ladies Champions!

Ta Da! Here they are!

Del Macready was the Ladies Champ this year! Congratulations cousin!

Some old duffer was in the picture with her 

- his initials are Terry Noftall. 

How a Herring Choker gets in on the act 

I don't know!

Hey but somebody got a shot of Del in full swing!

She might not be able to see the ball 

but man she hits it!

Then lo and behold - thanks to the 

modern internet this short clip of Noftall 

showing he's all show and no work 

-  in came this one of him practicing 

before his round! I almost take back 

every bad word and thought I ever had 

about Herring Chokers after seeing this clip! 

You gotta believe it!

Man what style and notice his hair only turned white after this shot! Amazing ain't it!

On a lighter note Pat Faisthuber and 

Don Ozubko thought these jokes might 

be worth passing on - so I did!

From Pat comes this one about golfing and out of bounds and proper propriety in dealing with non-golfers!

A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course. As he goes to

get it, a man in the yard says, "Don't you see the sign? It says, 'Private property - Stay Out!'"

The golfer says, "I'm sorry I did not see it. That is my ball there. May

I have it, please?"

The man says, "It's in my yard and so it's my ball now."

The golfer looks at the man and says, "I understand."

He then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf ball, then walks

back and throws it into the yard.

The man says, "What is that for?"

The golfer replies, "I consider myself a gentleman, and I believe every

prick should have two balls."

And Don Ozubko thought this was a real money maker!

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said,"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them.Thanks for telling me officer." 

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, youknow!. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'

 "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

" Not everybody pays."

And on that happy note I remind everybody that

Golf tomorrow Wednesday October 17 will

start at 10:00 AM frost permitting! CU there!