Free lunches? Yes folks right here in Kamloops there is a free lunch program and one half of the seniors in attendance today took advantage of this
- was this a government subsidized program
- NO!
- No Gordon Campbell HST malarkey here folks
just plain old fashioned
go get em tiger and win the battle
in the corner or in the case of these two ladies
- wrestle on the putting green for nine extra holes
in order to win a free lunch and
Barb (Just go ahead and kill those guys in front
cause I'm hungry!) Kenyon
managed to squeeze out a defeat at the hands of
Judy (Yes I know I'm going to make this 2 foot putt!) Cross
What! Oh now how the
(fill in any of Angus Gouthro's famous
four letter friendgetters at this point!)
did I miss that putt!??
Not only did Frank Barrett crush out a hole in one he also feasted off the carcass of Flavio Fachhin!
Big Bad John French managed to dice and slice his way to a loss to Gord Schmid -
apparently John was thrashing Gord
and in order to make things easier he decided to
(fatal mistake here folks!)
offer Gord a stroke a hole and Gord seized the day
and ended up eating a free lunch thanks to John!
Wiping away his tears after a very tough loss to
Freddie (Freeloader?) Hamarlund was Doug Rutledge!
The gals in the clubhouse were happy to serve the troops
but had a hard time figuring out who paid for what!
Jorgen Sveistrup has a handicap of 21 and
Rob (Aren't I just the coolest guy on the course!) Egan
has a handicap of 16
- So Jorgen shoots a 40 on the back nine
and
Mr. Cool pays for the lunches! He! He! He!
Another sort of love story in two parts one happy and one sad -
like why is Jim Gordon smiling when he had to feed
old Bill (Gee I hates those sand traps!) Brown.
Poor Jeff Hambleton - on your right - fate conspired against him in the form of you know
Angus
(Dang and this is only my second year of golf and my handicap is only 7 or something?)
Gouthro!
We did see this picture of Angus though
and we think it was on number 5!
He did throw his clubs a little
and think he dinged his golf cart too!
He never did like that chicken anyways!
Rumour has it that this blog has been unfair and unflattering to Warren Cross! He won today didn't he! However Len Kelly assures this writer that Warren was more like this on the course!
Never unfair nor unflattering
- snarky mean cruel and nasty yes!
Judy says she would be pleased!
Poor old Gordie Craik was wiping his eye after getting cleaned by Robertson today - he said that he felt just like this on the course today!
And no! Gordie wasn't holding the cape!
Barry McLeod and Andy Webster were out and by the looks of it
Barry was going to stuff the knife into
Webster before he paid for his meal!
Dave Assmus, Don Ozubko,
John Dumont and Pat Dunn
came, played, ate
and we don't know who paid for who!?
and then they left!
Anyone knowing who the winners and whiners were amongst this group please shout!
We think they may have played like this but we just don't know!
We had 24 golfers out today and next week is our tournament - shout and get people registered as we still have room and at this point of writing we are still go for the 23rd!
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