Paul was teeing off from the back tees. On his down-swing, he suddenly realized that his wife, Alison, was about to tee off from the red tees, directly in his path. Unable to stop his down swing he nailed the ball, hit Alison directly in the right temple, killing her instantly.
A few days later Paul received a call from the coroner concerning her autopsy . ‘Paul, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple. Is that correct?’
’Yes sir,’ Paul replied, ‘that’s correct.’
’Well, Paul, I also found a large bruise on Allison’s right hip. Do you know anything about that?’
’Yes sir,’ Paul said, ‘That would have been my mulligan.’
Typical Eaglepoint Gentleman returning something he found!
A man walks into a dentist's office and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a moth."
Dentist: "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."
Man: "Yes, I know."
Dentist: "So why did you come in here?"
Man: "The light was on..."
Dentist: "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."
Man: "Yes, I know."
Dentist: "So why did you come in here?"
Man: "The light was on..."
A doctor, A minister, and an engineer were playing golf one day.
They were frustrated by the slow play of the foursome ahead of them. They couldn't seem to hit the ball any where, they drove their cart into a tree, they stumbled around, lost balls and left them laying behind in obvious locations.
They called over a course warden and asked if there was anything he would do to speed up their play. The warden apologized and then explained that this was a group of blind firefighters. They all lost their sight putting out a fire in the clubhouse the year before. Since then the golf course let them play whenever they wanted and didn't hastle them.
The three friends thought about it and expressed appreciation for the golf courses compassion.
The doctor said, "I have a couple friends that are world-class eye surgeons. I will ask them if there is anything they could do to help."
The preacher said, "I will have my whole congregation pray that God will send a miracle to help those poor firefighters."
The engineer was quiet for a few minutes and then asked "Why don't they play at night?"
They were frustrated by the slow play of the foursome ahead of them. They couldn't seem to hit the ball any where, they drove their cart into a tree, they stumbled around, lost balls and left them laying behind in obvious locations.
They called over a course warden and asked if there was anything he would do to speed up their play. The warden apologized and then explained that this was a group of blind firefighters. They all lost their sight putting out a fire in the clubhouse the year before. Since then the golf course let them play whenever they wanted and didn't hastle them.
The three friends thought about it and expressed appreciation for the golf courses compassion.
The doctor said, "I have a couple friends that are world-class eye surgeons. I will ask them if there is anything they could do to help."
The preacher said, "I will have my whole congregation pray that God will send a miracle to help those poor firefighters."
The engineer was quiet for a few minutes and then asked "Why don't they play at night?"
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