Results for May 2 Las Vegas Casino Best Ball Golf

Our two servers today were Joanna and Jasmina!

 

 Oh I thought that was their picture but here they are and they did a great job!

In first place was the sandbagging crew of Dana, Heather, Louis and Mark.

 Heather knows how to handle these guys!

In Second Place was the fine team of:

Karen, Ian, Ron and Tave!

Karen and Tave had some odd moments on the course today!

In third Spot was crew of Bev, Ferne, Don and Paul.

 

Pooch had his moments today!

Fourth place was taken by 

Richard, Bruce, Rick and Maurice. Aberdeen is showing up!

They were rather nonchalant about their magnificent placing!

In an awesome showing Del and Lorraine managed to pull John and Angus through to 5th spit!

It's amazing the tricks these gals were up to!

Give the girls enough time and things really fly!

Tied for 7th spot was the ?magnificent?

 no-  the god awful teams of:

Dwight, Rita, Paul and Erwin. Rita was really proud of her work today and she showed her stuff!

You go girl!

Moping around and picking up any loose change was the foursome of Myles, Ken, Bob and John.

Myles was always willing to lend a large helping hand to Robertson - Thanks big guy!

There were a number of other groups out on the course today!

They would probably want to remain anonymous 

but public humiliation and embarassment being our main focus here 

these hasbeens, neverwuzes and 

Oops I thought this was a croquet match type of groups! 

Sort of played through the day!

 Audrey, Ben, Pat, and Steve sort of thrashed around 

- as you can see!

 Laurel was out on the course performing - as you can see!

Barry and Bill were amazed but Gerry was sort of Ho Hum I'm used to that kind of performance!

Don, Don, Grace and Art 

dazzled someone somewhere today! 

They said Grace was amazing 

and we managed to catch her at one point!

Truly amazing performance Grace! But does Bill know?

But wait there's more!

Myrtle, Lincoln, Ken and Shirley were out there 

performing magic as well! 

Here's a shot of Myrtle and Shirley doing their thing!

Whatever it was the golf part that escaped the team!

Also sort of being on the course was really cool to this group of neverwuzzes!

Vic, Ley, Les, and Ron sort of coasted around in neutral and drank happily cause they had to celebrate something!

Ley was happy to help Vic on the course!

And finally the big three came in all smiles and chuckles cause what they heck they knew from the start they couldn't win so they came up smiling!

I guess they were secure in the knowledge that if it was good for you then it was good for them too!

Thanks Dave and Al - don't know how Terry got in there!

On a happier note, Rita Valkama 

(she's Finnish don't you Suomi!) 

won the token of the week! 

Go hit the ball Rita!

There were 51 out today - great to see you all! 

Remember if I don't have your name right then you don't either so correct me if I'm wrong somewhere - 

(is that possible? moi? never!)

These players went home happy with $10 gift cards from Cora's Restaurant up the hill.

Laurel Gouthro,

Vic Feere,

Lorraine Zimmer.

These two players won $20 gift certificates from the Eaglewood Restaurant right here!

Myles Hanke,

Dwight Oatway, 

Erwin Nyfeler

And Ron Watson won the 9 hole pass to Mount Paul!

Good luck tomorrow for the Weldon Steele team playing here against Logan Lake!

April 18, 2012 Results of the 1-2-3 Low net Team Ball

Douche bags to-day were John Campbell, Audrey Faulkner, 

and Fred Marsh!

 (Louis Faisthuber said he got a net douche 

but what does he know?)

Audrey at least was happy for her deuce!

There were 51 seasoned golfers out today - where were you?

Logan Lake has announced that they won't be able to play there on May 3

 (6 feet of snow on course!) and so they will play here - sign up downstairs

 - only one idiot (sorry about that!) has signed up so far!

Token of the week was won again by Louis Faisthuber

 - both he and Pat agreed that he can't get it up any longer!

So he needs more practice on the range! 

Oh his drives are what he can't get up!? Sorry Louis!

Now to the weiners of the week - In 5th spot with a very spotty round were John Dumont, Terry Noftall, Audrey Fishkiller and Lincoln Cadogan.

 

The boys held up their prize but Audrey refused to be in the picture!

In fourth spot was the fearless foursome of 

Doug Rutledge, Vic Feere, John Campbell, and Tave Dandy.

As you can tell Tave always puts up a good front!

Tied for 2nd were the two teams of:

Brian Motorhead, Ferne Gosselin, Les (Leaks Are Us!) Ekstrom, 

and Norm 

(Yes I am Retired and yes I did sign up for Logan Lake!) Romano.

 They sort of played like this today!

Tied for second with them were the Scintillating and Dazzling team of

Rob (Mr. Cool to you and don't you forget it Newsy!) Egan,

 Dana (Phoenix is my second home!) Skoberg,

 Doug ( I've got one hand in my Pocket and one in yours too!) Pockett, and

Angus ( I'm going to hit that dimplefaced #$#$%%%% real far this time!) Gouthro.

They really enjoyed their "Hot" round!

Now for the truly reprehensible and almost disgusting team of 

Ken (Anyone need a sandbag?) Robertson,

 Laurel (Oops I almost said an Angusism!) Gouthro,

Paul ( I got two pars and three bogeys today!) Hindle,

And Barry ( Yes I hit them out of sight on most occasions!) Gray.

They won the big one with a net score of 127 thanks to Robertson's perfect scoring system!

(Let's see what would Dumont take on this hole - oh well I beat him occasionally so I should have got one better than him No?)

$70 smackers was their just and nigh illegal take today! Thanks folks!

Money can't always buy you love but it does buy happiness!

Other folks were out on the course and I managed to snag these people!

Don Ozubko, Peter Hasbon, Richard Zorn 

and Gerry Tresiera.

As anyone can see Ozubko was at work on the course!

Shirley Wicklund, Jorgen Sveistrup, Barry Hill and Erwin Nyfeler were out there too!

At least Shirley gave this group some class!

Thanks to Ley MacMillan, Al (Mad Dog) Jakel, Dave Hay and the wandering school bus driver Larry Sill we were once more treated to a great day of golf with the wind, sunshine, hail, rain and obscenities thrown in for free! Thanks Guys!

This was sort of the day they had us playing golf in today!

April 11 Results from the 2 Low Net Team Play.

Thirty-six were out today for team play with 2 low nets per hole counting.

Brett Martin from the Pro Shop welcomed us to the course for the year 

and introduced our new chef, Lenny from Delta Sunpeaks?

 as well as Brenda sous chef 

and Tracee our beverage manager and Lisa and ? but I'll soon get the names! 

A sandwich and soup buffet with a glass of beer for $10.00 a good deal!

Brett asked us to book in advance cause the course is going to be busy 

- junior program getting underway on Wednesdays after seniors! 

Any used but good condition clubs, balls or what have you 

can be donated to the pro shop for the elementary aged kids 

from R.L. Clemitson Elementary is gladly accepted.

Brett also welcomes constructive feed back on the course and the clubhouse offerings! 

 Thanks gang!

We had three douche bags score deuces this week!

Brian Whitehead, Dave Hay (number 6 from 150 yards!), 

and some old hog head named Ozubko!

The proud winner of Token for the Driving Range this week was Paul Hindle!

In Fourth Place this week was Don Ingraham,

 Larry (oh dang I have to go drive bus now!) Sill, 

Don Ozubko, and Shirley Wicklund 

( What happens on the course stays on the course Shirley!)

As you can see the group was much more relaxed after they finished without Sill!

Coming in Third Spot was this Dandy Foursome!

Vic Feere, Ron (I've been around the world a lot!) Heywood, Doug Rutledge and Tave Dandy kept them in some kind of order!

If you can call this order!

In  a tie for Third Spot was the well known Sand bagging crew lead by John Dumont with able? assistance from Rick Baker, Charles Molloy and Gerry Tiramisu!

God knows what these guys were thinking when they went out on the course with Dumont!

I mean would you go out with Dumont  like this?

Finally we had our real supremo nonchalant golfers! 

They played fast and loose especially the women!

Jack and Linda and Pat Faisthuber who was free from Louie's influence for once and Dr. Dave! They shot a net 121 for the day!

They take their winning very cereally!

Also on the course were the following teams!

Angus, Don and Art.

Rob, Laurel and Myrtle.

Ken, Terry and Jack!

Ley, Bev, Brian and Erwin!

Not pictured today but Al Jakel, Ken Robertson, Dave Hay, Paul Hindle and Lincoln Cadogan struggled around the course much like this today!

It was sort of that kind of a day!

April 4, 2012 - Cold and windy - just like the women we dated in high school!

34 wonderfully stupid people showed up to golf today 

- 9:30 start 

- was it cold?

Yes it was cold!

As you can see the usual suspects of 

Ley MacMillan, Dave Hay and Al (Mad Dog!) Jakel 

were in charge so we had the usual Texas Scramble

 which I never win 

- which is of course why they played it!

Some how they manage to take our money

 - make the rules

 - order us into pliable groups and send us out 

into the misery each week! 

Thanks a lot guys!

Oh and of course they managed to come 3rd today 

Their par player who was absent was the best of the bunch!

Dave Hay managed to stand up and be recognized 

- he thanked us all for coming out 

- does he know a gullible audience or what!?

 - anyway Dave had to do something

 so he announced the following upcoming events and rules.

First - no gimmes under any circumstances if anyone is watching!

Second, Weldon Steele sign up sheets are downstairs in the hallway 

and we play against Merritt, Logan Lake (May 3rd so wear your ski clothes!)

as well as Kamloops and Rivershore this year

 - sign up and if you are lucky 

and/or contribute to the Dave Hay super retirement fund you will be chosen to play!

Third, the new handicap system is in

 and it is really very simple 

- follow the directions at the scoring computer 

or ask someone who looks intelligent 

- but no one pictured on this blog!

Fourth, we are hosting a Seniors Tournament for 

Zone 2 on June 16 

- it will be run co-currently with the Zone 2 Seniors tournament

 to be held here for those wishing to qualify for the 

BC Seniors' Championship this summer in Nanaimo.

 If you want to play here and not go for the Zone then you pay $65  

 if you want to toss your name into the ring 

with the big boys then pay $95 - could be a fun day!

This was our qualifying group for the Zone Last year!

Dave also thanked Eaglepoint for the fine sandwich, salad, and soup luncheon 

they put on for $10 

- with a glass of beer! 

Thanks Ian and staff!

Now to the real results - someone won some money - not me!

In 5th place today was the fabulous almost winners of Norm Romano? W

TF how did he qualify - is he old enough? 

Doesn't he work - did he ever work?

 Questions of a serious nature need to be pursued here! 

As well the old monkey wrencher, Don Ingram 

- or to you Mr. Woodwork! 

and adding some class to the group was Mrs Fishkiller, Audrey Faulkner 

- though it was tough to add any class to a group that contained Terry Haines 

- he went home early cause his mommy made him!

They chowed down happily and as Donnie says 

- he's been chowing down real good lately!

 Don sent in a recent picture of him in full bore eating action to prove it!

In 4th place because they let Louie score was the vibrant team of:

Dave Asmus, Pat Faisthuber, Barry Hill and Louie Faisthuber 

- Louie said it was his love that kept him warm!

Coming in 2nd was the fine team of :

The old train wrecker (Don Ozubko and my back feels really really good!),

 Bev McIntosh, Mark (yes I learned to hit the ball really really good this winter!) Nadler 

and some old biker they pulled in off the road (AKA Brian Whitehead!)

As you can see Bev had a rough time on the course 

but made it with a lot of help from the guys!

Finally in First place was the ?Awesome? team of John and Gloria Dumont, 

Angus and Laurel Gouthro! 

They shot a net 48!

Somehow they managed to golf as partners and got away with it!

Sort of makes you suspicious don't it?

These other groups were on the course but mostly off it!

Robertson, Campbell, Teere and Hindle sort of bottom fed all day! 

They all agreed however that with a Net 60 they had to do better 

and the TOKEN OF THE WEEK was given to Vic so he could practice his driving!

Just ahead of them in the standings were these other groups of whiffs and zips 

and never wuzzes!

In no particular order but to save them from eternal embarassment 

and public humiliation here they is! At the top with his eyes closed like he golfs - Ken  - ably supported by Shirley , Keith and Pooch.

Then comes Charlie, Tave, Lincoln and Doug followed or sort of herded along was Ed, Rick and Erwin who says that he was shanghaied!

They all sort of played like this today!

So get your acts together 

- put on your snuggies and get ready to rip it up again next week 

same time and hopefully a different game and set of partners!

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

If you ain't dead yet then get your dang clubs and big butt and get out on the course by 9:30 AM on Wednesday, April 4, 2012.

Dave Hay was in a rush to make it and look what happened to him!

 These guys and gals were in a rush too and actually I would prefer this to golfing! Wouldn't you?

However the point is that we have to have some decorum and respect for the course and the new Seasoned Golfers who may show up so don't let on that we are a rather unsavoury lot and that despite the fact we let women golfers play along side  of us we are really in control! No??

Now the deal is this - the Chef has announced that due to the high price of gas and the fact that we are cheap old seasoned golfers he is pulling a Gordon Campbell and the new deal for a burger and a beer for Seniors or Seasoned golfers will be

ta da! $10

Frankly folks this is a good deal so deal with!

CU on the course before I CU like this!

Oh and Happy Bloody New Year to you too!

Welcome to the New Year at Eaglepoint!

Wednesdays at 9:00 AM or possible frost delay!

The game is on and it will be scramble team golf

- a new game designed to separate you from your wallet weekly! 

Random draw of teams as per usual and no dang cheating!

I got static for the start of last year's blog! 

So I thought I would show a real thong!

Dave Hay has been brought up to speed on the Weldon Steel Club Comptetition here is a letter he received on this issue!

March 3, 2012-03-02

To: Eagle Point Senior Men
From: Dave Hay

Re: Zone 2 Senior Men’s Golf AGM

A couple of changes have been made for the 2012 season  Weldon Steel Interclub.  Instead of 3 zones, there will now be 5.

 The reason for this is the high cost of travel, not enough members returning from the South until later in the season, and hopefully to stimulate some new interest.  Each division will only play the clubs in their division, and the winners of each division will have a play-off to determine the overall winner of the coveted cup.

We will also be issuing zone 2 cards again this year, at a cost of $2 each.  The funds raised from these cards pay the costs associated with Weldon Steele and the zone 2 organization.  We will be selling these cards when the Senior’s Club starts up in the spring.

Looking forward to a new and fun season……soon!

The following  list of clubs in each division.

DIVISION 1        DIVISION 2       
Revelstoke Golf    Kamloops Golf   
Royal York Golf    Rivershore Golf   
Salmon Arm Golf    Eagle Point Golf       
Shuswap Lake Golf    Meadow creek Golf   
Spallumcheen Golf    Merritt Golf       

DIVISION 3                              DIVISION 4
Okanagan Golf                          Shadow Ridge Golf
Vernon Golf                              Shannon Lake Golf
Sunset Ranch Golf                    Gallagher Canyon
Kelowna Golf                            Kelowna Springs Golf
Harvest Golf                              Two Eagles Golf

DIVISION 5

NK’Mip Golf
Osoyoos Golf
Princton Golf
Summerland Golf
Twin Lakes Golf

Hay spent too much time in Florida!

Rick Baker had to get in the act and sent along this group of puns! I had to put this in cause he wears a hangdog look all day if I don't humour him!

 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

7. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know, I amputated your arms!"

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly,
"I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't
Find any.

12. I went to a seafood disco last week, and pulled a mussel.

13. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

14. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

15. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.  After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

16. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
Family in Egypt , and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain
; they name him ' Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his
Birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she
Wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're
Twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."


17. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which  produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... 
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

18. A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.

19. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his  friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.

Glad to see Jorgen Sveistrup was back at work recently! 
CU on the course!