You know the story - everyone tees off then a die is rolled
and either you get lucky and get a 5 or 6
so you can choose the best ball hit
or as usually happens you roll the number of the player
who shanked or duffed his/her shot!
Ain't that the way it works?
Did for our group.
Fifty-four seasoned golfers out today! Great turn out
and cool at the start but warmed up nicely!
Weldon Steele update -
You get the picture?
Spallumacheen kicked our keesters!
Still looking for some good guys to sign up for Weldon Steele so please see Ley McMillan!
Door Prizes this week :
Sleeves of balls to these guys and gals:
Charley Molloy, Steve Walton, Ken Rollier, and Audrey Faulkner.
Token of the week was given out to Lincoln Cadogan,
Arlene Sahlstrom and Barry Gray - they need the practice apparently!?
Something about the pond on number 12?
Door Prize of a one hour lesson at Eaglepoint
- Jim McCormack - like deuce pot winners need lessons?
Winners of Entrees at Eaglepoint Restaurant - Ken N and Mark Nadler.
Bruce Betker snagged a $25 gift certificate from the Pro Shop - thanks Brent!
Two luckbags named Puhach and Hay snagged 18 holes of golf at Rivershore!
Rumour has it the decision is that door prizes will not be awarded to slow players
- if you lose touch with the group in front you don't win baby!
(That isn't correct? Dang - seems like a good idea to me!)
9:00 AM start next Wednesday May 8
and then we start her up at
8:30 AM on May 15!
Alright now down to the Nitty Gritty and here are our First Gross Winners - and they are gross!
Norm, Jack, Rosella, and Ken You figure out where Rosella is in this group shot!
Second Low gross was the fine? foursome of Barry, Vic and Dwight
- the mystery bus driver was long gone!
The following is a better shot of this group when they are under supervision!
Pretty in pink boys!
Third Low Gross was Shirley, Dave, Mark and Jack -
The boys apparently thought she needed a good Idea!?
Shirley was not amused!
Fourth Low Gross was this sort of poofy group of John, Bruce,
Ludwig darling!, and Don.
They played very gently today as you can tell from Louie's poise and demeanor!
Nice toe points boys!
Now the scrub groups who relied on incredibly high handicaps
to steal prizes were the following Low Net Groups!
First Low Net was Lorraine, Paul, Rick and Anita.
They submitted their youth shots to show they were legitimate high handicappers
- nice beehives ladies!
Hard to believe they showed up in public?!
Now the Second Low Net Group was Laurel, Marilyn, Rick
and Old monkey wrench - bird house builder Ingram!
Laurel and Marilyn at least came by their golfing prowess honourably and sent in a shot to prove it!
Nice gams ladies!
Third Low Net team had these three on it! Their fourth apparently was Par!
Ron, Dave and Sharon
- Sharon sent in this pose to show she had the right stuff
and Bacon said he had the answer!
See below!
Nice Pose Sharon!
Dave always has the answer apparently!
Fourth Low Net was this fine group!
Marsha, The fish killer extraordinaire, Ley, and Ken N stepped out!
Apparently Marsha and Audrey said the day was a blast!
There were other people on the course
- they either were unlucky in their rolling or they just whiffed the ball all day?
Here in no particular order of merit cause in these groups there is none were the following:
Ed, their 5th was bashful but stepped up to the plate when called on!,
Ken and Gene and Angus!
As you can see they sort of putzed around the course today!
Nice headband Angus!
Linc, Arlene and Barry won the token of the week and Arlene really needed to suck it up at the end!
See what I mean!
Charley, Bev, Jim and Steve were also out on the course - apparently Walton found it heavy going!
Nice face plant Steve!
Finally golfing with his eyes wide open but not helping his group win was Doug along with Ed and the two put upon gals were Myrtle and Heather (Bird is the word baby!)
Myrtle and Heather said carrying these guys was like competing in this race!
Nice track suits ladies!
Also on the course in three carts and a pull your own - no one would offer Jorgen a lift - I know why! was this inept group of Marc, Jorgen, Rob and Dumont
Dumont always gets distracted on the course - here he thought he was bringing in the big one!
Pat Faisthuber had to try and corral this group of Flavio, Gerry and Paul.
Apparently it was a little too much for her!
Better luck next week Pat!
We had three fine young ladies serving us today and the management wanted to point out that if you see them in the lake at number 16 on a hot summer's day would you please avert your eyes!
Maria, Kristen and Paige were our servers! And as you can see if you see them in the water on number 15 don't be taken in by any blandishments they may toss your way!
Thanks Gals!
Your fine spirits keep our flags flying too!
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