What happens when you disorganize, antagonize,
mystify,
and completely rewrite
the Gentleperson's Rules of Golf
- a bunch of nagging whining Seasoned Golfers
who were completely mystified
and bamboozled by a set of rules
that any 6 year old kid could figure out
in a minute
- like cellphones or an Ipad!
so who were these inept
and completely out to lunch bunch!
Eaglepoint Seasoned Golfers!
Honest - this is what they looked like today after the round!
HE HE HE!
OK so we won't play Team Match play again anytime soon!
As you can see Jorgen was overjoyed
at the game he played today
and Walton and White were really excited
to have played a game at which
they had no prior knowledge of
and afterwards were still in the same position!
I wrote the rules and I got a free lunch!
Thanks to this group from which Dave Hampton exited early
cause he alone was so deeply impressed
by the Rules of the Game today!
The winning foursome were firm believers in the rules
and happily sank back on their laurels
and ate the free lunch
bought for them by the above threesome
plus Hampton!
As you can see Robertson, Quigley, Faulkner and Brown
were totally impressed with the game, the scoring
and hey - a free lunch!
Now here was another assortment of
"what in hell was the game and who won anything?"
Les was hiding his face, Ian said the beer was good,
Fern said no E on the end please,
Gerry said he thought he won,
Del knew she won but didn't want
to embarass the Judge
and Grace knew she lost
cause those dang opponents sank
everything in sight
and big John said -
"this was the funkiest game of not golf I never played!"
or something like that!
After about 5 tries to figure out who won
they just bought their own lunches!
See I told you a tie was like kissing your sister!
There were some tolerably intelligent people on the course however
and though I find it difficult to believe
- John Dumont managed to sneak his team through to a winning position!
As you can see, Gloria, John, Paul and Lorraine were happy to have played
and thrashed these sore losers!
Marilyn was out a lunch along with Bruce Betker,
Phil Walls and Barry Gray is still picking through the rule book
to try and figure out how a guy who cards a 77
has to end up buying someone lunch!
It could be though you played like this today?
But wait there were more!
Another winning group was out there as well!
Flavio (I'm not just your ordinary Latin Lover you know!),
Tave - free lunch - I'm in!,
Mark - hey they helped me find my ball this week!
And Les - I pack a mean punch! Ekstrom!
They were Lords and Masters over this sorry group!
Erwin ( I'm not just an ordinary Swiss pastry you know!),
Laurel - when I pout at home Angus always lets me win!
and John - my bottom lip quivers when I loses!
Vic Feere avoided complete humiliation
by claiming he had an appointment somewhere!
They said that this was sort of how their game went today!
There were apparently a lot of deuces but who cares - it's only luck unless I get one!
So back by popular demand next week will be another exciting variation of golf
and we look forward to seeing what the Gods of Golf have done
after their week layoff at Semlin Valley!
On a somewhat more serious note
- slow play has to be looked at
- when one group finishes by 1:00
and most of the others drag in by 2:00
then something has to be done
- let's talk about this and make it clear to everyone
that if you lose contact with the group ahead
and the group behind is on your tail
you have to let them through!
Do we have to get
Ian Jacques
back out on the job clearing up the slow alligators?
CU next week!
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