The Powers that be divided us into sort of even teams - yeah right! And then they made us keep everybody's scores so they could determine
Men and Women Gross winners and Net Winners for the season as well
as the Two Low Net Scores for a Team Score.
About 53 Seasoned Golfers were out and the weather was perfect -
Hot and Sunny -
what a great way to finish the season!
There will be a Two Man Team Ball Tournament that is open to All Senior Men next Wednesday
- Get a partner and get out there dude!
On Sept 28 and as long as the weather holds on Wednesdays
the Three Stooges (AKA Larry, Dave and Al)
will organize something for Seasoned golfers to pursue before you flock south for the winter!
Now for the real golf - this little GIF tells it all!
This is sort of how the day went for most of us!
So how did the day go for a lot of other people?
Here are the Club Champs - Lincoln and Myrtle Cadogan are Low Net Champs
and Larry Sill and Grace Brown are Gross Score Champions
for the Eaglepoint Wednesday Seasoned Golfers this year!
Congratulations and we hope you don't win next year - cause we are all kind of jealous!
Lincoln and Myrtle were seen later on their way home and you have to admire Lincoln's panache!
Some guys are married to the right kind of women!
Though truth be told a couple of the gals said that this is what they really saw at the bar!
Nuff said!
So now moving on to the real golfers of the day
(cause you know that what that foursome did was just their lucky day!)
In First Place with the awesome Two Low Net Score of 113 was the ever Rory McIlroyish types of John French ( yeah I shot my age 76 Again!), Ken Robertson (took 10 on 18! 6 shots to get out of the bunker - shades of Bill Brown!),Barrie Hill (Man where was my game on the weekend!?) and Good Grief Charlie Brown here's Dave Hampton back at the Vibraphone again! Does this guy never stop improving?
Victory comes to them so seldom!
Now to the rest of the losers - oops sorry players of the day!
In Second spot was the fine team of Jorgen Sveistruip - yes I love Copenhagen but what does it really mean?, Terry Haines (dang I hate having to move so you photogs can take my picture - just get a copy off the Post Office wall for god's sake!) and the old Train Wreck himself - Don Ozubko!
Dave Hay got a shot of him out riding over top of a train that Ozubko was bringing home and thought you might like to see it! Thanks Dave!
As you can see Hay takes his bike riding seriously - actually Ozubko tried to hit him but missed!
Now in Third Spot was the team of :
Les (I can make you leak at any joint!) Ekstrom, Lincoln Cadogan, Grace Brown and Don (WTF?) Puhach - how the heck did he get in there?
As you can see they enjoyed even coming in Third for God's Sake!
Trailing in at Fourth and Fifth were the teams of
Arlene (Pooch you better save that money for our trip south!) Sahlstrom, Gerry Campbell, Lorraine Zimmer and Brian Motorhead.
As you can see Brian had to shepherd them all the way around the course!
Tied with them was the scintillating? team of
Larry Sill, Flavio Facchin, Audrey Fishkiller, and Black Angus.
As you can see Audrey was not satisfied with the catch of the day! Better luck next time guys!
Now in Sixth spot was this very spotty team of
Chas Molloy, Barry Gray, Rick Baker and Mark Hasbon.
Apparently they had an exciting day on the course!
Now we are really starting to scrape the barrel - is this Kindergarten for God's Sake - is everyone going to win?
In Seventh Spot and how they can manage to smile and get Seventh mentioned in the same breath as their names is something to behold!
Norm Romano even ran away from this group at the end of the day - Vic, Old Socks and Jumping Jack Flash were on the course - apparently all over it too!
Even Old Socks admitted that this is how he felt after the game!
Finally in Eighth Spot and pretty spotty all around too was this team of never wuzzes.
Mr. Cool, Sal Harms, Mr. Gadget and now the real Bill M. Brown!
Rumour has it that they played like this all day!
Mind you that was just a rumour!
Some of the other teams present today were too polite to spoil it for the "WEINERS" and just played around the course with a sense of foreboding despair!
Doug Pockett and his harem were out on the course! Del (wait till Jerry finds out!) Tave (shows you what a new Mercedes does to a gal's thinking) and Myrtle - shame on you!
I don't know what the gals see in Doug! But anyway he went into his archives and said - Newsy you gotta get a picture of me and the babes in our prime so here it is!
Thanks Gals - I would never have believed it myself without photographic proof!
Also very careful to not harm the egos of the winners was this group of whiffed putts and shanked shots!
Bill (no longer the real Bill Brown) Brown, Gloria and Hallelujah along with Showboat Rutledge - their fourth decamped before picture taking time - Beer really helps the losing feeling!
They sort of golfed like this today too! How many three putts Gloria!l?
Finally we had another group that I managed to capture in all their finery!
They too were mindful of the needs and wants of the winners and didn't disturb the universe too much with all the hacking and cursing they were doing on the course!
Heather and Shirley were sort of hog tied by having to carry Hay and Dumont around the course today. Too bad they hadn't had a chance to scout Dumont's catching prowess and they might have made a better choice!
John always has trouble landing the big ones!
See if you had known that he couldn't handle things you might have been able to pay another group to take him off your hands!? Oh well thanks for putting up with those two clowns today - Dave wanted a good picture of him in the press today so here it is Dave!
Good shot of you living on the edge Dave but no clothes and at that height and angle you could catch a real cold?!
Oh and an anonymous writer said that Lincoln was real cute in the parking lot after the games show off his winning style! You go Lincoln!
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