Rick Baker has a Joke for the Weekend!

The Classmate

 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,  SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD or THAT BAD !!!
 
MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
 
I NOTICED HIS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
 
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
 
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.. NAH, HE CAN'T BE THE SAME MAN !!
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
 
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
 
'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
 
WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.   HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1969. WHY DO YOU ASK?'
 
'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.  HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY, EYE TO EYE...

THEN, THAT UGLY.... OLD, BALD, WRINKLED-FACED, FAT-ASSED,  GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT, SON-OF-A-BITCH  ASKED ME:
................ "WHAT DID YOU TEACH???"