Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Wednesday, April 27 Results of Texas Scramble

Tee times for Seniors' Golf start 9:00 AM 
so please be here by 8:30 AM so we can get started!
$6!

Lunch was soup and sandwich today
(turkey and tuna salad and cream of broccoli soup 
with fruit tray and a dessert tray to choose from!) 
Service was quick and simple - you just stepped up and got your own! 
Price was $7.95 plus HST!
Any Feedback to Larry, Dave, Al, Don, Ley, Rick or Ken would be appreciated! 

Good Luck to the Weldon Steele group who are representing our club at Salmon Arm tomorrow!
They had a rough ride last week here! 
Salmon Arm shot the lights out!
Dana Skoberg says this is how he felt after the round!

Barry Hill managed to sneak in a natural deuce today 
- Texas Scramble was the format! 
He was kind enough to leave early so we had a drink in his honour and with his money! 
Didn't we?

Weiners today in the Gross category were FIRST!



Gloria Tewnion, ?mystery man, Charles Molloy 
and Dave Hampton 
- how they can justify living off 
a poor woman's labour mystifies most of us!

Second by just a whisker was the fine foursome of Don Trainwrecker, John Ballwrecker, 
Shirley (don't hit me again Shirley!) and Ferne Gosselin.

As you can see these women 
know how to handle the situation!

Third only because the judges were paid off by the first two above teams - was the foursome of  Smooth as silk, 
The Danish Mathematician, 
Laurel Divine 
and Jerry Campbell.
Laurel was celebrating after carrying those guys all day!

Fourth and last cause there were no others was the group of Mr. He He He, John French Fry, 
Angus Four Letter Friend Getter 
and Dana 
(I have never hardly ever hit a ball that far before 
as he picks up his ball 20 yards 
beyond the 100 yard marker on number 14!) 
Gorilla!


Robertson and French were sure they were playing with someone like this today 
as both Angus and Dana acted this way!


Because the powers that be don't let you win both low Gross and Low Net - loud jeers from cheaper seats at this point! - the Low nets were allowed to have their prizes awarded!
First out was the group of Barry Hill, Paul, Myrtle and Lincoln Cadogan - note that Hill left early to avoid any embarassing questions!




Second Low nets was this fine group led by Tave Dandy - how the hell Velestuk managed to make it is open to question and the other two guys were too embarassed to give me their names!


Third in the Low Net category was the sandbagging group of Grace (Will she fall from?), Mr. Fisherman, Dave Bacon and Heather Flap Flap!


Dumont was seen later down by the pond!
 In Fourth spot in this rather unsavoury competition was the group of Del Macready, Jumping Jack, and Crash Hay!


It's good to see that Dave is back and up to his old tricks!
 He always leads by fine example!
These other groups were too kind to take away any of the fabulous prizes awarded today and we thank them!


Pooch, My Leg is Better now thanks Baker, Ley Which way did it go? and Arlene (Jump when I speak to you Pooch!) Sahlstrom.



SO TEE TIME IS 9:00 AM STARTING NEXT WEEK!

37 were out this week and let's see if we can make it 40 + next week!
If I missed your name please give me a shout 
and I'll make it up to you!



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