The results were in and they were not favourable to this writer so they will pay today!
38 were out today - 29 poor old sods and 9 cute chicks!
(My wife made me say that!)
FLASH NEWS
- Eaglepoint Seniors' Golf Club Championship
Wednesday September 15 8:30 AM Shotgun
You must have a handicap card
and you must have played three times
with the Seniors Group on Wednesdays to qualify
- two flights for men and one for the ladies!
Grand winners today for Texas Scramble were:
Laurel Gouthro, dragging Mr. Cool, and Mr. I can't get no respect! and that hot yoga fisherwoman.
Rob was apparently putting hot today and was proud of it!
Ok, Rob, enough already we all love a good putt!
Audrey was apparently warming up earlier
Audrey claims this is her favorite
part of the golf warm up!
Rutledge said, "I still can't get no respect!"
Laurel was just taking it all in stride
after all she beat Angus again!
And now you know how and why!
Three miserably performing teams were tied for 2nd - or does that mean they all came 4th?
Grace (I'm just here to keep an eye on Bill!) Brown, and Madeline (Yes I know he is Mr. He! He! He!) Robertson,
Rick (I just hit them long and straight - no problem!) Baker
was teamed up with
Shirley (Got to keep this place clean!) Wiklund.
They felt that a celebration was in order!
Another miserable sorry lot of 4th place losers were:
Barry Hill, Don Ozubko, Warren Cross and the guy that tries to keep up with Grace!
Coming second was tough on them!
Ron Heywood, Frank Barret and Frank Oulette were well positioned to do something good but they had to drag Dumont around the course!
You know how it is when you let Dumont drive!
After these "marvellous" second or fourth place finishers this team sparkled with talent and acumen!
They came in fifth but were apparently happy!
Well at least Ben was happy trying to strangle Jakel! He didn't pay enough apparently!
Gloria and Barb just took it all in stride!
Barb decided that a drink was in order after a tough round!
Finishing up out of the money were some very good golfers!
Mr. He! He! He!, Mr "Shanks R'Us!", Freddy Freeloader and Jeff Hamilton played marbles or something on the course!
They cooled off after the round!
Also finishing out of fame fortune and money were:
Angus (that dimplefaced ********er of a ball!) Gouthro, Judy and Arlene with one of our servers in the middle and finally Gordie (I'm just here for the meal!) Craik.
They too ended up on the streets!
Jim Gordon, Andrea, Jack Mathews, and John (Yes I shot a 78 last week! Wore myself out too!) French were in a foursome but Big Bad John Campbell left before lunch!
Apparently the sandtraps were rough on them today!
Don Puhach, Larry Sill and Dave? finished out of the moolah and were in "good" company with
Dave Assmus, Dave Hay and Bob Peace.
Rather than diving in the water they just laid on the beach after the round!
Special token Senior of the week today went to
Grace managed a classic senior's moment by trying to break into Bill's car and managing to lock her keys in there and setting off the alarm for at least 15 minutes in the parking lot!
It's all just in a day's work Grace! She gets to practise lots more on the driving range!
Deuces of the week went to:
Dave Hay with two!
Angus Gouthro,
and Arlene Sahlstrom!
They felt good about their big wins!
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