There were 47 - count them! - out today and we had a great contingent of ladies - some of whom were lounging around the hot tub when we came in!
And this was fine as the guys were really hot after a tough day on the course!
Well this was all fine but now we have to face the truth!
There were 12 Teams out there and they were really snarling and snapping at each other! Big money was on the line!
In Sixth place with a net score of 129 as a team!
Don, John, Barry and Bryan. Obviously they haven't figured out how to cheat as well as the others!
They kind of let success go to their heads and sort of let it all slip away!
Then three teams managed to take their shoes and socks off real fast and they came in tied!
So they got the multi tasking prizes of being 3rd, 4th or some took a fifth!
Al was supervising Dave as he cleaned out his ear wax!
Audrey was sure that Bob had a great putz - oops sorry that he made some great putts!
Holly was supervising the kiddies corner where Cec and John kept messing up!
They settled right down after she disciplined the two of them - apparently she sent Fred Persello home early!
Dave, Don and Laurel managed to corral some decent cash!
Mind you Ozubko only manages to shoot 79 when the pressure is off now if he could only hang on on Men's Night!
Now we are getting to the really big winners!
Del had to drag Jerry around and luckily Ron and Erwin were able to play up and they came in second!
The grand poobahs of golf today were:
Dave, Jim, Ian (looking for his winnings as usual!) and Mark!
They celebrated well and apparently Ian had to deal with security on the way home!
Finally there were three natural deuces today!
Dave Barker
Charlie Larson
Charlie needs every nickel to keep his blood levels right!
Ken Robertson
Not hard to hole the second shot today!
Then there were a whole bunch of loser groups who because they were too honest they didn't win!
Gordie and Barb were so bad their partners left early!
John, Charlie, John and Fred - with French taking two beers at a time in consolation!
Gloria had another tough day as when she drank her partners got blurry! Phil, Dave and Arnie!
Angus wouldn't behave so he got his ear pulled, Warren and Bob behaved!
Rick, Doug, Audrey and Judy were also amongst the has beens!
Audrey, Ben and Ken thought they had a real game going and Ben was his real Viking self!
But even pumped like that he couldn't carry us home!
Thanks to Al and Dave for organizing and getting it going - great turn out and we look forward to building on success!
Sign up for the
June 23 (Wednesday) Eaglepoint Seniors Tournament!
We need to have about 40 of our members enter to make it work!
See you on the links and in parting here is a joke that has been making the rounds!
Jon and Betty met while on a singles cruise and Jon fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Jon was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Jon had taken Betty to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Jon became convinced that Betty was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Jon took Betty to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Jon said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the nextstage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf. I read about golf. I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!"
Betty took a deep breath and responded, "Jon, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for about the last five years I've been a hooker."
"Oh wow! I see," Jon replied. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in thought then he added: "You know, it's probably just because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."
Within a couple of weeks, Jon had taken Betty to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Jon became convinced that Betty was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Jon took Betty to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Jon said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the nextstage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf. I read about golf. I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!"
Betty took a deep breath and responded, "Jon, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for about the last five years I've been a hooker."
"Oh wow! I see," Jon replied. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in thought then he added: "You know, it's probably just because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."
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