Murphy's Rules of Golf

• Whenever you think your drive will go right it wouldn't
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• Whenever you think your aim is right is not
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• Whenever you think you might finish a 9 holes play with one ball it wouldn't
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• Whenever you think you have a clear drive over water it will ditch
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• Whenever you think you might par you bogey
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• Whenever you think you hit the green you wouldn't
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• Rain on a golf course is Gods way of telling you that you're playing too slow.
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• Only good golf shots are ever spoiled by the most unlikely of events.