Announcements: There is a $50 team scramble tournament here
at the course
on Saturday - get a group out
or see Brett at the shop and he will put you in play!
Token of the week was awarded to newcomer Bruce? for doing something!
Door Prizes of Free Lunches at Eaglepoint were awarded to
Norm Romano and Ludwig Faisthuber!
Doug Rutledge started off getting a pass to Talking Rock
but eventually ended up getting two nine hole turns at Merritt!
Next Week July 4 there will be no organizing of a team game
but Robertson promises a free lunch for 1/2 the players!
The Gods of Golf from Eaglepoint will be playing at Semlin Valley!
The last session of Weldon Steele will be played tomorrow against Kamloops!
Gonna whup their butts apparently!
Deuces were given out freely and all these
weiners went home with an extra $5 in hand today!
Ley MacMillan, Wayne Ferguson, Grace Brown,
Bev McIntosh, Art Harms, Dave Assmus
Shirley Wicklund, Gloria Dumont, Steve Walton
(he got 2!), Jack Matthews and Louis Faisthuber!
Shock and awe greeted the announcement that 64 players were out today!
Now to the real meat of the matter - here are the WEINERS this week!
Tied for first were the two teams of :
Doug ( I can sing and bowl but can't dance!) Rutledge,
Louis ( I can't sing and I can't dance but I sure can yell!) Faisthuber,
Barry ( I just simply shot Louis's age 77 and had a great day!) Gray,
Les ( I can sweat your joints anytime and yes us plumbers are picky about chicken!) Ekstrom.
Jumping Jack Flash, Bill (Old salt!) Brown,
Longtime Louis sufferer Pat and Norm (Marriage - I can hardly wait!) Romano
When they celebrate a win they go all out!
In Third place was the team of Marilyn, Marilyn, Marilyn and Marilyn.
Some other people whose names are easily forgotten
apparently played alongside of her but she managed to send them home
to keep all the loot for herself!
Again!
Marilyn firmly believes in the do unto the others
before they do unto you first!
Then two teams tied for 5th spot
- was it Harry Neale that said a tie is like kissing your sister?
The Gods of Eaglepoint Golf were out
- One God went missing as he had a bus to catch!
Dave (Yes you can run this dang thing
anytime you bloody want to!
What no takers!?) Hay,
Al (Let's see one two three ?
What in hell comes next?) Jakel,
Ley ( If you want to see a bloody irrational number
try and figure out Whitehead's score card!) MacMillan
MIA was the true champion God of the Golfing world
- dare we admit it?
Larry (No my bloody middle name isn't Wendell!) Sill
Osculating madly with them as a group (I know it is hard to believe but have faith cause it has happened!) was this group!
Deb Seibel, Marc (Yes I am back!) Guertin,
Bruce (Ain't I pretty?! No? That's not what my mommy said!) White,
and Ruth Kuromi. Thank God the ladies were playing cause well cause their introduction to Eaglepoint Seniors was trying to keep these two stiffs walking and awake the whole round!
As you can see they started out as a fivesome but dropped somebody at the first tee!
Now cause we are a really nice group we have finishes up to 8th spot!
Sensibly in 6th spot was the fine group of:
Mark ( I hit the ball really well but they wouldn't help me look for it!) Nadler,
Heather (Bird is the word baby!) Flamingo,
Vic (I am truly a remarkable human bean!) Feere
and Shirley ( I can tell the whole world about what you been doing!) Wicklund
Oh and apparently the guy that dropped out of the fivesome above
managed to scramble out of the weeds by lunch time
and popped up into the picture!
Something about he thought he had been mugged
but then realized he was simply sober and it was a strange feeling!
( His initials are apparently Terry Haines?)
As you can see the team aged fast once Haines got into the picture!
In 7th Spot - aren't we nice to real losers?
Did Haines manage to be sober enough to get picked up out of the bushes - the other guys are so nice!
Barry "what's his name?), Charlie (I am the man! Baby!) Molloy, and Artful dodger Harms!
Charlie Molloy said he was showing Haines correct course management!
Barry and Art said Molloy was wrong in his technique
cause he hit him in the head
and after all where there is nothing to hurt what's the purpose?
Finally to get this lengthy list of so called winners out of the way we have the really bad losers award or affectionately known as 8th spot!
Dave ( Hey I am still smooth as silk baby!) Assmus,
Ken (I'm just new here and don't necessarily
want to associate with all these low lifes!) MacCormack,
Del (I managed to beat them all again!) Macready
and Gerry Soup!
I guess this the price 8th place losers get!
Now comes the truly fine golfers who wandered the course and commented on the frantic winning at any cost antics of the 8 so called superior players - like we are retired already and don't need this compulsive win at any cost mode!
Angus ( Yes I can cultivate a whole new vocabulary in one golf swing!) Gouthro,
Rick (A few swings here and a few swings there
- now it all comes back to me It was golf I was supposed to be doing!) Baker,
Barry Salonen ( He Finnished out of the money!)
and Grace ( I may be sweet and charming
but don't get on the wrong side of me!) Brown
As you can see Grace really means it!
These nicer other folks were out there too!
Pooch had his D game working today, - Dang I forget who the big old guy was! Audrey Fisherman's Delight and Brian ( I can't add, I can't golf and don't let me get started singing!) Whitehead.
Audrey had to do the old fish eyes trick again! No wonder they couldn't golf properly today!
Then this fine group showed up somewhere out there!
John ( Yes I do answer to the name of "Hired Hand!") French, Gerry Tresiera ( I always was spelling it Tiramisu but got corrected with 5 iron behind the left ear!)
Bev McIntosh - a sweet apple and Dwight Yoakum? No Oatway!
Bev said that this was how her day went today! French refused to confirm which one of the guys? he was and Tiramisu pulled out another 5 iron when approached by this reporter in an endeavour to find out which one he was! Oatway is the guy on the extreme right!
Ken (A bar - finally a green I can relate to!) Lawrence, Les (Golfland's finest!) and old soak Ozubko know where to put it to rest when their golf game wasn't up to standard ( Barry Hill just pegged off out the door to avoid further public embarassment!)
As you can see these guys are really into bar tricks!
Another fine group of incompetents also were out there today - couldn't hit, couldn't score and thank God they had Myrtle to help them along!
Myrtle (Putting queen!) Cadogan, Ken (If this is Wednesday then I'm hooped!) Robertson, Jorgen (Danish cheese king!) Sveistrup and Linc ( That's why I am married to her so somebody can pick me up when I fall down!) Cadogan.
Their day was really good till the first tee!
This is sort of how these three guys played today - thank God Myrtle was there!
Paul ( sometimes I am!) Sharp, the ever lovely Laurel (don't tell Angus you said that!) Gouthro,
Tave ( What Mercedes?) Dandy and everyone's favourite Gorilla AKA Ken .
As you can see Nevins needed help getting home again!
Dave ( Just making!) Bacon, Steve Walton, Peter Hasbon and Richard Zorn also graced the course and made a lot of attempts to do something with those small dimpled things but need to see Angus in order to learn how to properly address a golf ball!
I rest my case!
Last and certainly least was this awesome sorry awful foursome of Jack Anxiety, Linda you would be too if you were married to me, Wayne (I have a better swing on my back porch!) Ferguson and Ferne Gosselin
Sage advice given to Jack Angstad a long time ago but he didn't listen then either! HE HE HE
